Intokazi emangalisayo - osisi abakhulu, imbongolo enkulu enamanzi, kanye nokubukeka okubuthakathaka kucela ukubethelwa esigxotsheni! Iphupho nje, hhayi owesifazane. Futhi ukuthi izinqe zakhe zidlala kanjani iqhude endaweni yowesifazane wehhashi, indoda ingabamba kanjani isikhathi eside futhi hhayi i-cum fountain evela kubumnandi obunje? Futhi ukumunca kanjalo professional. Kungenzeka ukuthi ividiyo yaqoshwa izingxenye ezithile, ngoba ngezibalo zami owesilisa kudingeke ukuthi ahlangane nale ntokazi izikhathi ezingaphezu kwesisodwa!
Yebo, ukulala endizeni - kuhle! Futhi nomuntu ongamazi kuyaqhuma. Ngaphezu kwalokho, zonke izimo zazivumelana nakho. Futhi uyingozi futhi uyaluthanda lolu hlobo lwezinto. Umthondo wozakwethu nawo wawubucayi, futhi weqa umsila wakhe kabuhlungu. Wayemfaka intambo njenge-shish kebab esikewini - ngicabanga ukuthi uma kuqhamuka insizwa yesithathu manje, lo blonde ubezomnika kahle futhi. Indiza ibe yimpumelelo!
Oh yebo, lawo ama-assholes amnandi ngempela. Ziqinile nje futhi ufuna nje ukungena kuzo. Lawa ma-blondes amabili abukeka emuhle futhi enolwazi. Uzakwethu ababenabo wayethakazelisa futhi engaciki.